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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 08:54
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
No, not a chance
Would you respect the US with a woman as president?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
This Quirky Accessory Can Actually Make Walking Easier And Boost Heart Health - HuffPost
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Massive Solar Storm Sparks Rare G4 Alert: What It Means for Earth - SciTechDaily
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dollar surge could be short-lived after U.S. strike on Iran - CNBC
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
—
Still no good
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share office space ...
No way
Minds and Behinds
NASA’s Chandra Sees Surprisingly Strong Black Hole Jet at Cosmic “Noon” - NASA (.gov)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Common herbal supplement used to beat stress linked to liver toxicity - Times of India
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
What causes my mouth to be so dry at night my teeth sticks to my lips?